I think Blogger needs one of those mood meter things that used to be on AIM or whatever it was I used to communicate a life time ago...you know what...it might actually be Myspace....you could tell people what you were doing and what your current mood was. Too bad there was never a "Current Mood: PMS" or "Current Mood: So pissed off I might actually run you over with my car today."
What's the point of all this? Well because I have had one long, completely annoying day. For those of you who are all sunshine and smiles today...I would stop reading now...I would hate to ruin your good mood with an extended explaination of my bad one. So let's just pull out the bullets (no...not real ones...) and get right to it...
- To the seriously gross and nasty guy at the gym this morning....you can't tell me that you weren't aware of the huge, dripping sweat mark you left on the machine of your back and head. Here's a novel idea...wipe it off...the extra calories you would have burned walking to the paper towels and disinfectant would have been beneficial to you...trust me.
- Dear Landlord....grow a set of balls. Oh...and while we're at it...what's with putting the dumpster right in the middle of the parking lot...really improves the look and not to mention the smell of the plaza.
- What is it with people not using their turn signals? How hard is it to flick it on...I mean for Gods sake, using it will not give your plan away to the enemy.
- Being pushy and annoying will do nothing but push me away and annoy me. Calm down, chill out, and go find someone else to bother.
And now I'm off to take my anger and aggression out on a stationery bike in spin class...thank you, and have a nice night...
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